earlier tonight I was doing brayflox on my brd for like the 800th time in a row (gotta get dat infantry set done ya dig?)… We go in and start on the first mobs there, and just everything goes to hell. the tank starts saying the drg was pulling. admittedly I didn’t actually SEE this happen, but i figured that must be the cause since it spiraled out of control.
so we go in again. tank grabs a mob. I start off with my buffs/debuffs and I’m immediately blasted the fuck outta there by these mobs. the tank would NOT pull them off of me. so then, this conversation happened…
"uh, yeah. I can’t tank these. I’m a bard. not a tank"
“i’m not a tank either.”
“Uh….what!? you’re a warrior.”
“i’m a DPS WAR”
“that isnt even a thing!!!”
“I’m dps! drg has to hold aggro, i can’t. I don’t have enough hp. you guys are a bunch of nubbies”
at this point I’m afraid our drg might have broken something by laughing so hard. we actually vote kicked him but OF COURSE, he added right back in. the same conversation started back up, and then…
"okay, look. you see our icons? yours is blue. it means you’re tank. ours is red. means we’re dps. you have to hold the mobs for us."
“what!? mine is purple! are you colorblind!?”
“it’s wh— ugh look it doesn’t matter, you’re a tank so TANK”
“NO. I AM A DPS WAR. I CALLED IT IN THE LOBBY.”
at this point we had gone in circles for a good 10 minutes. toward the end there he pretty much showed his hand as a useless troll, but either way, I wasted 30-45 minutes of queue time on that disaster and I pretty much wanted to set myself on fire through that entire conversation.
5 mill bells
And 15 gold roses
I’ll end this in an hour. 2 a.m. eastern central time.
Reblog to enter.
MT: *loses Titan’s aggro after jump*
Me (whm): *gets beaten in the face by Titan till I die*
MT: omg shroud?!?! I have ilvl 90 whm at least I know how to play it!!!
Me: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeah no. not gonna waste shroud on full mp. thnx for the input though, yer killin it.
Titan: *continues to go around bashing pt members till everyone’s dead*
Me: HEY GUYS JUST USE SHROUD
MT: *drops fight*
I actually never got aggro off titan before so that was actually kind of a rush xD… but I was actually just telling my fc on vent that I was tired of tanks blaming me when they can’t do their jobs. then this happened. smh.